ratsofftoya:

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

casgirl:

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

tokai-teio:

anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it

aces-to-apples:

loosego0se:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

evermore-fashion:

Linda Friessen Haute Couture Gowns

oh. Just…oh.

dresses i would wear to murder my husband and then take over his kingdom 

In order

1: the Royal Wedding Dress

2: the Help, Please, My Husband Is Dead! dress

3: the funeral/Official Mourning dress

4: the To Lead This Kingdom In My Husband’s Stead Is A Heavy Burden, But I Solemnly Vow To Do So With Honor And Integrity, Long Live The Queen! dress

accidentallyatwilightaccount:

foreverdawning:

enigmaticpink:

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

ouch

… oh

hello

I’ve been absent for a very long time but I’m still alive, just busy being an adult in the real world lol

moodbig:

kairos89:

yikes

manywinged:

son of a bitch everything costs money